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अमित भाई शाह, गुजरात वाले जोक्स – WhatsApp Text | Jokes | SMS | Hindi

सरकार का शीघ्रपतन, विपक्ष का टेढापन, बनी बनाई सरकार का गिर जाना। सरकार को खड़ा ना कर पाना। सभी बीमारी का इलाज। *डॉ अमित शाह* गुजरात वाले*************************** देश विदेश मैं कही भी सरकार बनाने के लिए संपर्क करें !!-अमित शाह...

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Santa Banta Jokes | Funny Jokes

Santa roti ka ek bite khud kha raha tha aur ek paas baithi murgi ko khila raha tha… Banta: “Ye kya kar raha hai?” Santa- “Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.” Sir: Define Energy? Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata...

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Comedy Jokes

Son came late… Mom: beta kaha gaya tha..?? Beta: – Mom movie dekhne gaya tha. Mom: Beta Kaunsi..? Beta: MAA KI MAMTA Mom: Ja beta upar ja nayi film lagi hai. Beta: Maa , kaunsi..? Maa: BAAP KA KEHAR A Boy and a Girl were walking...

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Short PJs – Poor Jokes

If you are a girl named Khushi and you cry, people won’t take it seriously… Why? . because that would be ‘Khushi ke aansoo’!! I love it when my Sony smartphone hangs and gives me Problems Because… . “Sony de Nakhre sohne lagde...

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Naughty Jokes

Kanjoos baap ke bete ne kaha: Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi hai. 50,000 mang rhi hai, Chup rehne ke. Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye. 2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: Meri GF pregnant hai 75,000 mang rhi hai Kanjoos ne...

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Jokes for Kids | Funny Jokes

In a Nursery School Canteen… There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :- “Do not take more than one, God is watching” On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates,A small child went & wrote on it.“Take as...

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Sardar Jokes | Funny Jokes

Sir: Define Energy ? Santa Sardar: Sir poora nahin aata hai, thoda last ka pata hai, bas. Sir: Thik hai, koi baat nahin, jitna aata hai utna bolo. Santa: “and this is called Energy……” Ek baar Santa Singh ne ek MENDAK se puchha...

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Hindi Jokes

1 Handsome Boy Class Mein Aaya…. Aur Sari Girls Dekhte Hi Deewani ho gayi. Fir Ladke Ne Aate Hi Kuch Kaha To Girls behosh. Socho Kya Kaha Hoga ?? . Thodi Jagah Dena, behan ji Jhaadu Lagana hai. Santa: Pados me kya chal raha hai?...

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SMS Jokes

Teacher: Beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot hai, uska matlab kya hai? Student: Sir, iska matlab hai ki Tiger online hai !! 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash And Now we have no Jobs, no Hope...

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Funny SMS

Girl: Main kisi aur se shaadi kar rahi hoon, Mujhe bhool jao… Boy: Na tere aane ki khushi, Aur na tere jaane ka gham, Dusri patayenge tu jaa behen, Aaj se tera kissa khatam! 😀 Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu Mujh...

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